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by: ColonelZen in reply to 410 by ColonelZen IP: 181.27 rated: 0-0 posted: 2007-07-08 12:20:52
IV SCOX 35057 7/6/2007 9:00:39 PM  
Dockets. Keeping the Wraiths Sleek and Hungry  
 
Though the dockets are bare and Kimball still sleeping  
Already you can hear the sound of SCOX weeping.  
Arrogant and bold with their lies and their deals,  
Now their fate sealed in law as unhappy meals.  
The liver of Yarro and the ass of McBride,  
The Feast of the Nazgul will not be denied.  
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IV SCOX 34983 7/5/2007 7:47:53 PM  
Re: Dockets. Wake the Judge  
 
Metaphors are bad  
Not allowed in haiku  
An art for the mad.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34980 7/5/2007 7:30:14 PM  
Dockets. Wake the Judge  
 
It seems that Judge Kimball is still deeply snoring,  
Once again the dockets today are empty and boring.  
But soon the Nazgul will nudge  
and roar to awaken the Judge,  
And he will have to give SCOX their well deserved coring.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34860 7/3/2007 11:20:40 PM  
Re: Rollerball  
 
if electron states and laser pits  
only leave your wits in fits,  
and magnetic domains give you a chill,  
for excitement try a mercury spill.  
But if gigabits a second is more your speed  
Then modern chips are what you need.  
 
( Oh shit I'm stuck in doggerel mode,  
it's far, far worse than thinking in code.)  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34856 7/3/2007 9:41:29 PM  
A SCOX Cookout -- Was Dockets.  
 
The Nazgul will cook up a feast  
with plenty for each wraith and beast,  
With Yarro well done,  
And McBride in a bun,  
And their lawyers fermenting in yeast.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34785 7/2/2007 8:04:37 PM Dockets. Hoping for Firecrackers.  
 
The dockets are empty and dry  
As we wait for the fourth of July  
May fireworks and rockets  
light up the dockets  
While we party and watch SCOX die.  
 
-- TWZ  
 
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IV SCOX 34607 6/29/2007 7:41:42 PM  
Dockets. The Play of the Game  
 
Boise's girls are good at the game,  
Another week they've beaten the court.  
For the dockets today look just the same  
And justice again has come up short.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34521 6/28/2007 7:19:01 PM  
Dockets. The party continues...  
 
The boys of SCOX are happy and gay  
and should send the judge a case of gin.  
The scam goes on for another day  
'cause there's nothing in the dockets again.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34447 6/27/2007 7:24:24 PM  
Dockets. What time is it?  
 
I wish I did not need to write this rhyme  
while the judge is clocking Miller time.  
In the dockets another day did quietly pass  
While justice in Utah sits on its ... paperwork.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34316 6/26/2007 8:17:47 PM  
Dockets. Three Martinis and brandy on the side  
 
Nothing in the dockets for the SCO bunch,  
Justice again has gone out to lunch.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 34218 6/25/2007 9:37:48 PM  
Dockets. Waiting for a shine.  
 
If in months I did not write  
What ought be done in a fortnight  
I'd quick be out of a job.  
With nothing in the dockets tonight  
The scammers laugh with delight,  
While Kimball polishes his ... hammer.  
 
-- TWZ  
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IV SCOX 33996 6/22/2007 10:00:35 PM  
Dockets. Still no hammer.  
 
No filings or orders on the dockets tonight.  
It seems that Judge Kimball has mislaid his hammer.  
In Utah nobody cares if its wrong or its right,  
The good life awaits the white collar scammer.  
 
-- TWZ


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501 Empty Docket Doggerel ColonelZen 0-0 2007-09-17 23:29:26