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by: ColonelZen in reply to 436 by ColonelZen	IP: 228.167	rated: 0-0	posted: 2007-09-17 23:29:26
-------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 40406 of 43551 8/28/2007 10:13:35 PM Recs: 15 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Damp         SCOX should be worried   And continue to fret   There's no news tonight   But their case is all wet.     -- TWZ     --------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 39730 of 43551 8/21/2007 9:07:04 PM Recs: 15 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Why try?       There's nothing new in PACER tonight   While SCOX mourns their hopeless plight.   I wonder if Ralph or Darl feels   There's any chance in filing appeals.   No doubt they'd like to give it a try,   But Boise knows the well is dry.     -- TWZ   ------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 39607 of 43551 8/20/2007 9:39:36 PM Recs: 15 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. The Pain in the Rain Falls Mostly on the Vain.       No news tonight on this miserable night of rain   Still I manage to smile when I think of SCOX's pain.     -- TWZ     -------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 39177 of 43551 8/16/2007 8:49:30 PM Recs: 12 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Passed the Past       No news on this day that has passed   But a day closer 'til finally at last   The truth SCOX must face   And stand in disgrace   For the lies they have told in the past.     -- TWZ   -------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 38986 of 43550 8/15/2007 8:14:59 PM Recs: 19 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Beware the Chair       The dockets are empty again,   but I'll not complain.     The end is in sight   For this miserable blight.     It's too much to hope   That they'll get a rope,     But chances are fair   They'll at least rate a chair.     -- TWZ   --------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 38823 of 43550 8/14/2007 9:42:58 PM Recs: 23 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. The Calm After the Storm       The dockets are empty in PACER tonight   And I'm enjoying the peaceful calm.   The world of Linux is now all right   While SCOX whimpers reeking of anal balm.     -- TWZ   ---------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 38530 of 43550 8/13/2007 9:00:27 PM Recs: 29 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Their Pain is Our Pleasure.       I love the sound of the bastards screaming   In the agony of last Fridays reaming.   The dockets have returned to being empty again   That we may longer savor the glow of SCOX's pain.     -- TWZ     -----------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 36884 of 43550 8/1/2007 9:02:39 PM Recs: 14 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Feel the Burn         Of news of SCOX in PACER is none   While Kimball takes some time in the sun.   I wonder who, when he finally returns   will more deeply feel their burns.     -- TWZ     -------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 36829 of 43550 7/31/2007 8:32:56 PM Recs: 20 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Posted as a reply to msg 36823 by tubby   Re: A Scam Reaches Its End, limerick     Of all the diseases a man can acquire   Of those just annoying it's the last I'd desire.     Looking for beat and rhyme in these words   is nearly as useful as playing with turds.     Regular rhyme on this board came from you first   I'm just the most recent fool to be cursed.     So if your old ailment to you has come back,   Try drowning your shame in a bottle of Jack.     It won't cure the illness, of that I'm aware   But at least for a while you'll no longer care.     -- TWZ   -------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 36826 of 43550 7/31/2007 8:11:44 PM Recs: 16 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Summer Deserts       It appears that Judge Kimball is out on vacation   And thus SCOX enjoys another week of elation.   But when he returns from enjoying his summer   SCOX had best be prepared for a well deserved bummer.     -- TWZ   ----------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 36573 of 43550 7/27/2007 8:24:17 PM Recs: 22 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Justice, American Style       Learn to do business in the great US of A   Here's how its done the American way.   We lie cheat and steal and slander your name,   And we'll sue you in court with no valid claim.   The court will do nothing to prove that you're right   For five years on his ass a judge can sit tight.     -- TWZ       ---------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 36421 of 43550 7/25/2007 8:40:28 PM Recs: 20 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. The Price of Sleep         The wheels of justice so slowly they creep   But they don't turn at all when the judge is asleep.   Each day he does nothing and I wonder more,   Why this man is paid to continue to snore.     -- TWZ   ----------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 36339 of 43550 7/24/2007 8:01:05 PM Recs: 14 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Impolitely Silent         A judge should judge to earn his pay   And finally put this scam away   But with no PACER news   I've impertinent views   About leaving justice for another day.     -- TWZ     ----------------------------------------------------------------------     Msg: 36266 of 43550 7/23/2007 7:29:58 PM Recs: 19 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Cold Justice         Kimball's loud snoring still rings through the court,   While SCOX gets a way with it's fabulous tort.   Empty dockets while their stock climbs is really not nice,   Justice would be very well served with a bucket of ice.     -- TWZ     ----------------------------------------------------------------------     Msg: 36070 of 43550 7/20/2007 8:34:24 PM Recs: 22 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Justice by the Moon     Another week and the dockets are covered with dust   Another failure to add to our government disgust   We went to the moon,   But won't go back soon,   And maybe by then SCOX will get what is just.     -- TWZ     -----------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 35973 of 43549 7/19/2007 7:26:25 PM Recs: 17 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Boredom Makes Me Grumpy       Another day has come and gone   And a look at PACER inspires a yawn.   I wish Judge Kimball would get off his ass   And give me reason not to be so crass.     -- TWZ   ------------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 35916 of 43549 7/18/2007 9:42:20 PM Recs: 18 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. The Speed of Right       The time is near to see some action   But PACER gives no satisfaction   Listen up, Judge, we need to know   Whether or not you are slow as SCOX   Or whether you'll serve justice at last   Or do nothing more, not even half fast.     -- TWZ       ----------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 35864 of 43549 7/17/2007 7:53:07 PM Recs: 17 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. In the Name of Hope       Nothing is new   Tis sadly true.   To hope again   Tomorrow's sin.     -- TWZ     -----------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 35565 of 43549 7/12/2007 9:36:01 PM Recs: 15 Sentiment: Not Disclosed   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. Work to Do!       Sorry I'm late with this report today   But sometimes I have real work to do.   Were I to meet Judge Kimball I'd say   From the empty dockets you do too!     -- TWZ     ----------------------------------------------------------------------   Msg: 35225 of 43548 7/9/2007 7:47:43 PM Recs: 22 Sentiment: Strong Sell   By: ColonelZen Send PM Profile Ignore Add To Favorites   Dockets. The Crime of Rhyme     The excitement today is this silly rhyme   There's no justice in sight for SCOX's vile crime.   The Dockets today are what we've come to expect   From a judge who's hard working to lose our respect     -- TWZ